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humorous:

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

image

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via bastille-storm)

aeolianwinds:

Dan pls
dramatis-echo:

“Think. It’s the new sexy.”

dramatis-echo:

“Think. It’s the new sexy.”

(via scienceofdeducjohn)

"She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it."
- (e.v.d.a.)

(Source: meetaclassybitch, via musicbandsyoutube)

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

(Source: shanedora, via superwholockedbitch)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

(via bastille)

amazingbastille:

These are the things, the things we lost

the things we lost in the fire, fire, fire

(via these-little-things-define-me)

"INTERVIEWER: The character of Sherlock Holmes is over 100 years old now. What would you say is the secret to the character’s success?

MOFFAT: I think there are two things that attracted me and Mark. Therefore I assume that’s the same thing, and one that we always talk about, and in a way this is the smaller thing: the achievable, explicable superpower. The deductions are thrilling. […]

The other thing — and this is probably the surface glitter that draws you in — but the heart and the soul of it isn’t just Sherlock Holmes. That’s really, really important. It’s the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. The best friendship ever depicted in fiction.

Partly because it’s a male friendship and men don’t talk about being friends, and [Sherlock and John] don’t, ever. They never actually say it. They never say, ‘Oh gosh, we’re really good pals, where are we going to go with this relationship?!’ They’re blokes. They never mention it again.

There’s one moment of affection expressed by Sherlock Holmes in a late era story [The Adventure of the Three Garridebs] and he thinks Watson is dead.

That’s how male friendship works: you make it known when you think they’re about to die.

That story, and that male friendship, it runs throughout the story, and you fall in love—not with Sherlock Holmes, who’s a difficult man. [And] not with Doctor Watson—who, oddly enough, can be a difficult man too; a sort of washed-up war hero …

[You fall in love] with the fact that they adore each other. These two extraordinary, brilliant opposites, who have a simple uncomplicated mutual affection that happened instantly, and remained unchanged over decades, and was never discussed at all.

That’s what people genuinely fall in love with. You cannot discuss Sherlock Holmes without discussing Doctor Watson.

The two of them are an absolute unit."
-

Steven Moffat

(Monsters and Critics interview, October 2010 [x])

[ Skulls & Tea | Sherlock Creator Quotes Collection | Disclaimer/reblogs ]

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(via scienceofdeducjohn)

ben-c:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

i think my favourite part of this is “can we not do this again dave” because it makes me very curious as to dave’s previous shenanigans 

(Source: shittinggold, via dragonslayer-slayer)

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

(via bandstille)

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

(via craic)

1975kisses:

unrewardedmessage:

mattysnbhd:

intro-set-3:

mattys1975:

IS THIS FOR REAL?!

GHFDHJFDBB

“YOU FIND OUT, EVERYTHINGS GONE WRONG”

"NOW EVERYBODY’S DEAD!" 

I’m crying

1975kisses:

unrewardedmessage:

mattysnbhd:

intro-set-3:

mattys1975:

IS THIS FOR REAL?!

GHFDHJFDBB

“YOU FIND OUT, EVERYTHINGS GONE WRONG”

"NOW EVERYBODY’S DEAD!" 

I’m crying

(via bastillesexual)

pauli2711:

Awesome ;) 

pauli2711:

Awesome ;) 

(via escapeintothestars)